if u don’t think i am a princess that’s embarrassing for you
we are a restaurant
I was so high I asked Rogério if the government turned off the gravity to punish us
Reason #3817 why I should not smoke weed with him
Have you ever sent dirty texts and pictures to your boyfriend to tease him because you know it’s gonna drive him crazy??? And like obviously you’re loving it but then it’s time for him to come home and you’re just like “…..what have I done?” Because you already know you’re in for it and you’re about to pay for the 6 hours worth of blue balls.
Don’t worry, Vivienne. Your gown will stay pristine, I assure you.
inspired by this post
not exactly F/F but Gaiana does appreciate Vivienne and her beautiful outfits enough to carry her through the swamp so they aren’t ruined uvu
bc they got bullied by jocks in high school
ppl are so aggressive about it like “sports are for barbarians and I am intelligent and cultured” it’s hilarious
Wow. Tumblr is supposed to be a sanctuary, a safe haven, even, for alternative lifestyles. Not for high school jocks interested in the most common thing ever. Seriously, football is exactly the kind of thing someone joins tumblr to escape from. Stop watching football and go join a fandom, or delete your account.
Signed, a proud football-hating SuperWhoLockianStuckSwimmingOnTitanPotter fan.
God is dead.
im going to eat my own ass this is incredible